Your trying to pull the old 'fake yawning' act or drop the "my friend needs me" excuse and he just wants to tell you more racist jokes or drag you to the derelict pub on the corner for another 'quick one'. You both caught cabs because he wanted to 'get smashed' and you really just need to figure out how to ditch him, PRONTO!
Your a Liar and he is just not right!
Girls and boys have dealt with these situations for years, and I personally have shed many tears of joyous laughter with both my girl and guy friends, laughing over a first date nightmare.
I have had a lot of them. And it's never the same thing twice, which keeps my stories fresh and my friends shocked.
I started this blog, because I had just been conversing with colleagues about some of my historical dating stories, and realised- if my stories are this funny, imagine how many other girls and boys have HILARIOUS stories of dates where fake seizuring could have been there last chance of escape?
My stories aren't the only shit-hot ones going around. One of my friends was asked to coffee by a mutual friend and when it got to the end and it was time to pay- she had to take a stance and pay for it because the guy sat there, painfully counting his shrapnel. (Who asks a girl out but doesn't even have cash flow to cover their own coffee, let alone their dates?). Another one that I just heard, was a guy bragging about how he could read body language, and informing his date that if "too much of the white of your eye is showing- you are a serial killer", she nervously informed him that HE was showing a lot of white and not to walk her to her car.
Serial killer dropping a hint? or just a Dickhead? Who knows!
So, I want your stories!
I don't want real names and I don't want hurt feelings.
This isn't a name and shame of the guy who didn't call back because you acted slutty, or revenge because the date went nowhere and he got back with his ex.
This is simple entertainment, because we all have some stories where shit JUST wasn't right and it was never going to work out.
So let your fingers do the walking and your mind do the talking and send me your stories at whatsnottolove11@hotmail.com
Please ensure me that names have been edited and if you wish for yours to remain anonymous or if you want your name published.
If you have to change some locations or what not so that your bad-date doesnt stumble across this and get their feelings hurt, that's fine.
But please take your foot off the exaggerator and not send in total fabrications just for a good story, because nobody likes a bullshitter!
XO
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